First let me drop you with this killer SELFIE of me..…{winks}.
This photo earned me box brim of complements and all sorts of comments better reserved for my erotic mind. You would use a zoom about twice its original magnification first when you see my bbm update in eternity. The photo was intentional, it had an expression, I meant to pass a message and Yes I wanted somebody to be stricken.
Now let’s define it:- “SELFIE” according to Oxford online dictionary means “a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and shared via social media.” While further stressed by Wikipedia as “usually flattering and made to appear casual (note this word). Most SELFIES are taken with the camera held at arm’s length or pointed at a mirror.” More online tips and study about SELFIE being the most popular social media term usually emphasized with a harsh tag now made it an appropriate word in the newly revised English dictionary. (no be small matter)
Even if I burst on here without definition or resource finding made about SELFIE I trust my socially inclined readers will roll smoothly with me. I’ll love you to vest a bit of your attention into my own whole idea about SELFIE. It happened that I became a pro SELFIE photographer since I live the loner kind of life with no friends around to possibly take me a picture. Don’t be surprised that all of my pictures you will come across are SELFIES hence I would say that one’s personality is a key point in the SELFIE gallery. Unlike a person with flock of friends and activities, he/she will never be sparse of events that will make him/her take pictures. You can deduce that from Instagram pages of some peeps. I will say again in addition that one’s mood at a particular point in time is a spice in the sauce of SELFIES >>> the phlegmatic me usually buried in my confines tend to flip to some type of mood and I just take a shot. That dominates my IG page. You ever sat to envision what you would be looking like in some years to come and just tap your camera for a reminder SELFIE. Our thoughts I believe is the mother that born the SELFIES we take. I even have a SELFIE of me crying. (You won’t ever see that)
SELFIE as an ordinary social media word with just a peripheral consideration if well divulged possesses its deep meanings. That is to say that SELFIES are from within. Personality and mood discussed, now lets eat into the environmental factors of SELFIE. Now am beginning to sound like a GNS 307 tutor right? Lol. Rare times when I creak out of my cyst, hit some of those fine fitted venues (You know na) a quick SELFIE comes to mind. In some odd, rough and so not fine places, a SELFIE can happen too. You ever had to wait to grind pepper or buy meat from the market then you just click shutter a quick SELFIE to make an epic expression….. Beach, party halls, luxe décor hotels, a friend’s fine crib etc richly stir the mind for a SELFIE. The limitless science of SELFIE makes even an eatery toilet a suitable venue.
A SELFIE chiefly comes with intent. Why take a SELFIE??? There are a gazillion reasons in the world for taking a SELFIE personally known to oneself and less understood by others but the sphere revolving cause for taking a SELFIE rings these words to mind “SHOW OFF.” It could serve the literary purpose of trying to impress one’s audience with the new stuff you’ve got; that’s when niggas bite their gold chains, hide their faces behind dollar mints, sit on their new cars, cover their face to flaunt their new Rolex watch, bare body photos spelling abs and tats, side angle shot displaying new haircut, bitten lips and wink the Korede way to tell’em ladies they are sexy too. Cleavage spilling photos, mirror images of ladies to announce the new iPhone6, F**ck U sign to shine the cocaine white polished nails, sensual smile beneath the 24inches new human hair, booby photo with the gold pendant lost between, bikini shots of the hot inked body, dolly pout to say the lippie is Mac, pop-eye shot that the contact lens is hazel. I hope nobody is feeling funny about this? C’mooon mayne its what we all do and its fun. What if God has been quick to minister that captivating part of your body to you, wont you just show it all off? Don’t tell me you don’t know that my bulgy pair of eyes is the charm that I catch y’all with. {winks} Have you ever seen a photo of me without my eyes lined black and all popped out into your nose. I grew to know myself this fair so I found my area of calling on any black piece of clothing and there I go!
Personality, mood, environmental factors and intent as the vertebra of SELFIE already crushed from my own perspective, okay now let see what tips wikihow.com has for us. We know them already self.
*Feature Focus – This is still coiled with the intestine of intent (show off) that is emphasizing that spectacular asset you’ve got right?
*Expression – Speaking of my photo up there, I meant to convey a lot of things. Since its been forever you caught the glimpse of the MIA me - coming back on, I deliberately meant to catch you big time; that explains the dark Mac lippie (loool) and the sleeping net hooded over my face saying “I yet see y’all from beside the lamp where I hid…..” there was something dark and hidden I preached via the photo, I spoke solitude with the mute dark lips, I whispered secrecy as I decided to glow in the dark. A diploma in dark arts and decryptive etymology will do to know the explicit of that photo of which I doubt.
How about the expression you inferred personally from the photo, what thoughts do I know rippled your mind? Positive, negative, ulterior, sensual or whatever….. who knows what you want to do to me {winks}- spill some blackcurrant jam on the face and lick it down my lips {that’s sensual}, blindfold me and take me to a new house on the island {that’s encouraging}, cut the fair face with a silver shinning blade and lick the blood on it {thats evil and psycho}, slap the face hard till it burns red {that one na beef} or just hit the store for a black Mac lippie too since it fits Sa’eedah {that’s awesome influence babe.} Now you see how you can get drowned in the expression of a photo while you can as well be influenced.
*Natural Look - Remember when I told you to note the word “casual” yea? This is what I am talking about. Being casual is the main arterial blood supply of a proper SELFIE. Sorry I had to go all medical on you but can only best explain that keeping one’s outlook absolutely casual and natural makes it a SELFIE. (now you get?) This will have me to snitch on myself that you really trip for in photos. Am sorry to break your hearts that 90% of those photos I hadn’t taken my bath in them. I only manage to rinse my face and dust a light makeup on atimes none at all; then I have you all professing love for me on social media. But you know what??? That’s what we call a TRUE SELFIE. World most popular SELFIES from research were really natural photos not all the kacked up stuff. Casual is the blood of a SELFIE it brings it to life!
*Photo Bomber – Some crunchy raisin in the dough of SELFIE is the impact of a Photo Bomber. We all know who these people and things are (cos an object can photo bomb you too). Imagine you all swagged and pouted with hot attitude, only to find out your neighbour or your silly friend actually peeked in your camera lens or somebody unintentionally just made a face that turned out funny. You ever snapped that dope 1000 IG likes worthy photo and just found some lifeless object lying beside or around you. Jeeeeez! In the end it makes it all fun. I photo bomb people too with a ugly tongue-out or a pop-eye. You do it too. You yes You!!
*Photo Edit and Filter – Yes we all agreed to the casual nature of a SELFIE nobody wants it too plain, ordinary or uneventful. That’s why we use smartphones with those photo apps I think. Once you get that photo, a little touch of filter to excite it and create an expression for it. You sure know whats next……..Upload and let the comments roll in baby!
Enough said about SELFIE. I wont be dragging you this time, I will just prepare you with a lab coat and spectacles into my SELFIE laboratory (My Selfie Gallery). Beware the photo might be ravishingly infectious……Enjoy!
#SELFIE101
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| Say Hi to my awesome friend @tbabie, the dry pink lippie was a thing to take a SELFIE for. |
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| The red lips and expression makes it one! |
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| Meet my sis @dushangel. God knows where she was headed but the head chain and purple attire must get a SELFIE. Hey! shes engaged. |
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Feeling the boy yea ;) @Ekias did the sweet flaunt of biceps and tatts with a tongue to say "i can do it."
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| Nothing but my Emo look. |
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| My project mate and crooked partner @iam_iremide. The haircut wont earn him 3mins before our supervisor buh its really cute. He sent me the photo. |
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| My bearded taliban Tesleem and @abbas preached peace! |
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| Endowed with tongue so long Miley Cyrus tongues out the best. Yea shes a top celeb yet casual. |
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| Couldnt get enough of just one of my cute fringe and colourful outlook. I framed the pic in tetra. |
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| One cute, naughty, silly, light-headed gurl i know alive. she be all fine i asked again if it was truly her. @Mz_Reedah |
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| Sister and moma of mine @Nini doesnt look any lesser than sweet. |
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| Comic boo of mine @Oladhebo |
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| Throwback 2012 xmas me and ally all red and green @lilmizdarmy |
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| My all tatted up G @Bandy_Osha |
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| Beautiful ally of mine @lilmizdarmy |
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| New shoulder tattoo to be flaunted @Beautifulseal |
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| This pic got me so jealous, my bestie rolling with other gurls @Folaimam |
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| First week in SA my sis dropped me this pic @dushangel |
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| Annoying namesake friend of mine got the heat of lectures in her head @Olamide_otaru |
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| Bespoke photographer my padi of life @bodunrinjamal |
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| Best SELFIE i ever seen in my whole existence. Sugar dropped a selfie to end the year 2013 in loud smile @Oladipop |
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| Fine gurl red pout @beautifulseal |
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| My naughty skinny Omo Igbo friend blesses the camera with her smile always @reinaafab |
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| El-nino Valentino! Fresh is a way of life @iamtopee |
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| Crazy real G of mine smiled like a sane soul @adesuyiomolewa |
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| @Oladhebo and his gay partner @Kayhornyflash |
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| Big sister @Royalsoftness_01. Nobody pouts alike |
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| God knows what sorta helmet my husband wore over his handsome face @oladheji |
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| Bad mouthed Monique @Mizzkay212 |
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| Unbathed fair nigga @Thapsychic |
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| @Tunde_worth photo bombed my realest niccur alive @holluthoby |
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| Under blue lights with @Jayokla. Dude smiles like new day |
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| Party! Party!! Party!!! |
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| A quick selfie before we lock the door, with my handsome neighbour, brother and husband Joba |
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| Throwback 2012, mirror selfie of moi! |
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| My friend's brother. We call him Khalifa |
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| Filtered buddie @Ire_mide |
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| My niggress @Adesuyiomolewa |
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| Selfie before hitting the school with @Olamide_otaru |
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Dapper from head to toes, the American Eagle pumps had to show.....#ColourfulMe
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| Arab! |
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| Red n White, Bangles, Rings and Christian Dior frames....Nikkai en route. |
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| While i await the engineer, the yellow selfie wasn't bad afterall |
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| Hungry and shinning you can see my eyes popping out aidy. |
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| Some type of way at the tailor shop |
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| Throwback @Dushangel looking like it on the Tom Ford frames. |
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| @Harlequinxx's new hair cut. Isn't it cute? |
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| This never made my IG followers to stop calling me B***tch. Am i? lol |
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| Aso ebi with the bestie @Folaimam and @Rhouqy cooling down our hot tempo |
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| After Zuhr prayer with my lil friend Mariam |
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| #DarkHue |
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| #IWokeUpLikeThis |
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| ...like this too *lip sealed* |
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| New hair #EmoLook #FringesForever |
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| #Throwback #JustWokeUp #Fringe |
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| Mutual mumu of mine @ThaPsychic shinning teeth |
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| My sister and her teeth |
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| Salam Sa'eedah |
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| Red sweater n big hair |
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| Sallah movement with the ally @lilmizdarmy |
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| After sallah prayer with my peaceful Taliban Tesleem |
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| New hair, rim earrings n denim |
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| Pre birthday selfie you've all seen this before. |
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| That selfie you take in a fine house. |
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| One of those solitude moods and cat eyes |
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| I stayed up the dawn of Eid'Fitir to get this selfie |
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| In my room and about to launch out |
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| Selfie with moma |
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| Say hello to my impostor @Sleek_pearl. shes always like this |
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| The ripped jean and footwear wont go un-captured |
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| Bored at the tailor shop |
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| @tbabei almost locked me in the room while i rushed this selfie, dint know it would come out so fine |
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| The smile was needed for my dearie who was just getting on his feet then @iamtopee |
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| After the rain of tears, gnashing teeth and agony, my sister's lone pic without her twin pair #RIPTAYE |
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| Your Indian barbie |
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| Me and the yellow baby |
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| I tried some box braids |
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| Nuero-anatomy got sickening, i thought of a selfie |
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| Favourite hair and colour #MadeInChina |
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| Yaaaay i tied the gele! |
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| Another best selfie ever seen with @lilmizdarmy we never baff oo) |
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| One soul i've snapped so much pics with all my life @lilmizdarmy again |
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| Our Mr awesome @gbolahan_reign |
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| Tongue out |
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| She loves me! |
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| I dint want her to go out so i rubbed my unnbathed body on her |
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| HOMO! |
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| With the sis @Royalsoftness_01 |
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| PhotoBOMBER! |
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| Remember what i told you about iPhone6? @adesuyiomolewa |
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| Some cute lady on IG @lolaoj |
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| I had an airtight day;- food,drinks n movies so i doubled my face |
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| Blue eyes and Blue shirt |
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| Filtered me! hope u still recognize me |
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| Back to school Niggress |
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| Woke up with the sis like this. |
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| We could pass for Colgate advert shey? |
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| My sister! We fight every 4months lol |
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| That "am almost done here" feeling i did some casual to school |
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| Sunny day baby! |
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| Junkies have really got to be cute to say i look like one |
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| One of those cute Instagram ladies...Aint she? |
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| Big hair, Big chick...#Wash |
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| Dont i just wish the Gold chain was mine :'( |
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| How scary do i look with the eye bag. that was how i woke up oooo! |
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| How i love to wake up *winks |
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| Ask me what i do indoor. |
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| His caption read "she look my neck, finger n wrist say Odikwa bright" |
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| My Yanki tigeress! |
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| Scruffy day in ma room |
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| Hey I am Heterosexual!!! |
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| Tempted to tag who slid the dress.... |
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| My white mouse @Mutteehat i asked her where her top was, lol |
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| New hair U know? |
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| Teddy the fisherman! |
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| Real Mc.Coy sugar! Cuzz. Fam.Lover. These are my celebrities as you all are...Follow @sa_eedah on Instagram if you haven't. Love Always Sa'eedah *Shutter sound* |
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